Tuesday, June 21, 2011

LUCAH!!! BUT IT IS TRUE, ANYWAY! HAHAHAHA

A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, 'Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?'
The father, surprised, answers, 'Well, son, there are three kinds of Boobs. In her 20's, a woman's are like melons, round and firm. In her 30's to 40's, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions'.
'Onions?'
'Yes, you see them and they make you cry.'
This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, 'Mum, how many kinds of 'willies' are there?'.
The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, 'Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In his 20's, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30's and 40's, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50's, it is like a Christmas Tree.'
'A Christmas tree?'
'Yes - the root's dead and the balls are just for decoration.'

hahahaha

Two Blondes In Heaven
Two blondes arrive in heaven. One blond says to another,  "How did you die?"
"I froze to death," says the second.
"That's awful," says the first blonde. "How does it feel to freeze to death?"
"It's very uncomfortable at first," says the second blonde. "You get
the shakes, and you get pains in all your fingers and toes. But eventually, it's  a very calm way to go. You get numb and you kind of drift off, as if you're sleeping." "How about you, how did you die?
"I had a heart attack," says the first blonde" "You see I knew my
husband  was cheating on me, so one day I showed up at home unexpectedly. I ran up to the bedroom, and found him alone watching TV. I ran to the basement, but no one was hiding there either. I ran to the second floor, but no one was hiding there either. I ran as fast as I could to the attic, and just as I got there, I had a massive heart attack and died.
The second blonde shakes her head. "What a pity, if you had only looked in the freezer, we'd both still be alive."
 KESIAN GILE! YANG UNTUNG...LAKI DIE SEBB BOLEH CARI LAIN! ADOILA...

bile da 4 bulan mengandung

assalammualaikum kengkawan...
maaf sebb lame gile tak update bog ni.
busy memanjang
hari ni ayu nk share pengalaman ayu bile pregnant 4 bulan ni
adoi...
1. ayu banyak tido
2. berat badan turun!
3. ayu kadang2 terlalu sensitif (tengok cite hindustan je mesti nanges bile bab2 sedey tu)
4. perut gatal!!!
5. cepat mengah.
6. selalu kacau encik pendi tido
7. tido awal gile! 8pm da bubum daaaaa
8. banyak tengok filem cine, thailand and korea
9. selalu nak makan MCdonalds
10. selalu merungut! (it's a bad habit...u know!)
FUNNY kan????
biasak la...kekadang tu memang rase mengade2 sangat!
 tapi nk buat macam ne...mujur la en pendi paham
hopefully baby ayu sehat and comel!
INSYAALLAH!!!

Tuesday, June 14, 2011

hari melawat perak!

assalammualaikum,
halooo kawan2
adoila...lamenye tak update blog ni,kan?
ape aktiviti ayu hari ni?
ayu hari ni jalan2 dengan kak sha, lida and kak intan di sekitar perak
kitorang actually cube nak cari tempat2 yang menarik sekitar perak untuk dilawati memandangkan pada 12-14 julai ni delegasi antarabangsa dari Jepun, Korea, Indonesia, Hong Kong dab Filipina akan datang membuat satu pameran seni fiber di UItm Sri Iskandar.
jadi, kesempatan yg ada ni, ayu and the gang cari dan tempat2 yg menarik untuk mereka lawati sebagai kenang-kenangan
tempat yag ayu pergi hari ni:
1. MARIWASA- pusat kraf Perak
2. PuSAT TEKAD BENANG EMAS
3. PUSAT PEMBUATAN LABU SAYONG
4. MUZIUM SULTAN AZLAN SHAH
5. PUSAT PEmBUATAN KERIS
dan sekitar KUala Kangsar
memang sangat manarik dan best!!!
gambar??? nanti ayu upload!!!
selamat berjalan2!

Wednesday, June 8, 2011

macammane nak dapat rm 500 000??

assalammualaikum,
ok...semua orang ade impian nak jadi kaya, kan?
ayu pun macam tu jugak
ayu punye impian...of course la nak dapatkan rm 500 000
untuk apa:?
1. bayar hutang piutang/bagi umi
 rm 100 000
2. bayar ptptn ayu n baby boy
-tak kire jumlahnye berapa..kire2 rm 50 000
3. ayu nak...SHOPPING!!!
4. yang lebih tu nk masukkan kat tabung BERSAMAMU sikit!
(sebb ayu kesian tengok orang yg susah payah keje kat luar sane)
rapi...kate orang, kalu nk kaya kena belajar la berniage sendiri.
baru rase macammane nk rolling modal and nk jage profit
sekarang ni memang banyak bisnes online...yang paling hot sekarang ni ...perniagaan coklat and cupcake online. yang meniage tudung pun banyak juga. ish...memang banyak la.
blog2 perniagaan yang ayu suke tengok adelah:
1.  http://farihanbaharudin.blogspot.com/
2.  http://chic-shawl.blogspot.com/
dan banyak lagi laa....
sape2 yang berminat nak cube bisnes online ayu cadangkan bace:

How to Start an Online Business by BRYAN HAINES

tips2 yang die bagi memang best! maybe korang boleh cube. antaranya:

Success online requires spending significant time:
  • Researching competitors
  • Understanding how Web tools work (Twitter, RSS Feeds, etc.)
  • Becoming familiar with the culture of the Internet

 SELAMAT BERNIAGE!!!!!

 

Monday, June 6, 2011

seharian terdampar di hospital

assalammualaikum,
hari ni the polkadotters bersiaran lagi,ye
kawan2....
pada hari ahad yg lepas ayu telahpun dimasukkan ke hospital besar, yan di kedah
ayu balik kampung sebb bestfriend husband ayu kawen
tapi tak sempat ayu nk pi kenduri, ayu telah tergelincir secara tak sengaja kat bilik air umah mak mertua ayu
akibatnye belakang kepala ayu terkoyak panjang jugak la
and kepala ayu terima 5 jahitan
husband ayu panik betul mase kejadian
ayu dikejarkan ke hospital kira2 jan sebelas pagi
and dikeluarkan dari wad kecemasan kire2 jam 1 tengahari
about my baby? 
don't worry coz baby is fine. at first, doc diagnose that my baby did not move but the heartbeat is still there. so, the doctor keep on trying to make sure my baby is moving and still alive. thank god! after few times trying, suddenly my baby moves and active! ALHAMDULILLAH..
tapi...bile baby tak bergerak memg ayu cuak gile
"kenapa baby awak dok senyap je? jantungnye ade" kate doktor faizah
ayu diam...airmate da mengalir laju da
"sebb mak die sakit kot...tu pasal die dok diam" kate doktor lagi
dalam hati ayu da mengucap panjang. 'gerak la..gerak la..' kate ayu dalam hati.
doktor faizah cube tonyoh2 lagi pewot ayu so that the baby moves a little bit
kecederaan yg tak mungkin dilupakan seumur hidup
then suddenly ayu nampak baby gerak2
ayu nangis lagi
baby start angat2 tangan and kaki die
doktor faizah gelak..."haa...da gerak da" doktor faizah senyum
ayu pun senyum meleret laa...tengok baby aktif pusing kanan kiri.
itu la kenangan yg ayu takkan lupe sebb itu la first time ayu nampak bentuk badan baby ayu kat skrin 
and entah kenapa, hati ayu kuat kate yg ayu punye baby adalah BABY BOY!!


AYU SEMPAT LAGI POSING...

Friday, June 3, 2011

semester baru

assalammualaikum
31 mei hari tu bermula la semester baru yang agak happening jugak la
banyak muka2 baru yang still fresh lagi
adoi..teringat mase mula2 mengajar semester lepas...memang blurrr gile.
first day mengajar ayu memang tak tau nk ajar ape.
mujur banyak lecturer senior yang tolong
kenangan yang paling best????
bile ade student laki yang datang dekat and approach ayu dengan ayat
"awak kelas mane ek dulu ????"
awak kelas mane?????? padahal die tu student ayu
die boleh lupe ayu ni lecturer die! ayu baru je masuk kelas die 2,3 hari lepas..
ade ke patut?
hahahahaha...memang hilarious
semester lepas memang banyak student yg confuse samada ayu ni student ke or lecturer
even staff uitm yg lain pon selalu konpius. ayu memang banyak kali kene sound sebb diorang ingat ayu student
dapatla rase macam mude sikit,kan????
bile ayu tengok budak2 tu teringat la pulak mase ayu jadi student dulu...
banyak gile kenangan manis n pahit....